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{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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Lewis Joseph Minor was an American inventor, food scientist, businessman and philanthropist who founded the L. J. Minor Corporation in 1951 and is credited as one of the earliest supporters for elevating the chef title from domestic to professional in the Department of Labor's Dictionary of Occupational Titles.
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