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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}

{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}

{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}

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