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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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{"fact":"The Maine Coon is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":84}
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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
{"fact":"Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.","length":73}